I was perusing my Spam mail folder in Gmail the other day, and noticed an email from "Rick." Imagine my joy; an email from Rick himself! Rick was trying sell me "HIGH-END-DESIGNER-JEWELRY-WATCH-AND-HANDBAG-REPLICA-WINTER-SALE" at a website that I'll not even bother to print here. Why share my good deals with all of you lazy bums?
It got me thinking. What other Ricks have been trying to contact me, only to be thwarted by my damn Spam filter?
Just a few emails down, Rica Feldpausch let me know that she could help me have much more girls. Things were really looking up.
My hopes were through the roof at this point. But, alas, I could find no more Ricks. Not even in my Yahoo! spam folder, and I pretty much only use that email for things online I expect to generate spam.
While my dreams were dashed, yours might not be. I ask you, readers (both of you...), check your spam folders! Join me in this adventure! What surprises await?!
My junk mail is a bust. Unfortunately I clear it out daily. I will be more vigilant in the future to share the wealth.
ReplyDeleteI'm really disappointed I couldn't find more. Coulda been a gold mine
ReplyDeleteYeah, the only junk mail that wasn't from a company was from someone named Mary Pippert. That's a weird name.
ReplyDeleteIf it was Mary Rickpert, I'd suggest reading it. Otherwise...questionable.
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